The acknowledgment of Shite.
Music.
Lately it’s been shite ‘round these parts. No joke. I am one with the Block of Writers prompted by the fact that I just haven’t made myself sit down and think & do the good work here in a good many months. Not an essay, nary the beginnings of a story, ni nada ni nada.

So, here’s a list about music.
It’s from Mister Kermit and the whole fact that it’s about music made me completely excited followed by completely overwhelmed with the impossibility and so I put the whole thing away and months passed. You know. Because, like. Music. It’s kind of a big deal to this one here.

I guess I’ve found the right decade or half-century in which to be born though, in that my unintentional, effortless aural obsession – that one that most people outgrow by the time they’re twenty, has stayed with me my whole life. I realize it’s the Snobby Kids thing but – and I’ve told you this, before – to me, it’s never, ever the t-shirt, but the feeling in my gut that matters. I don’t like sitting around with the kids in the record store; I’d rather be in my car driving away from there, screaming at the top of my lungs with Corin Tucker, hitting the steering-wheel hard but without two-tenths of the cool brilliance of Janet Weiss because, well, it’s a Honda Civic and I’m me and I can’t drum.

All this to say: It’s near and dear, Henshaw. Near and dear and I hate for that to be turned into a competition by snobs. I’m happiest talking about it when that talk can range easily from Supertramp to Destroyer and back. (Hah! I hereby forfeit any membership card I might’ve managed to swipe at some point when no one was looking.)

So, typing as rapidly as possible without thinking too hard—


Questions About Music From Kermit

Seven or Eight or Nine of Yer Favorite Albums

1. Teenager of the Year – Frank Black
2. Wild Gift – X
3. Dig Me Out – Sleater Kinney
4. Brighten the Corners – Pavement
5. Hell Among the Yearlings - Gillian Welch
6. Mass Romantic – The New Pornographers
7. Bee Thousand – Guided by Voices
8. Beat Beat Heartbeat – The Natural History
9. University – Throwing Muses


Seven of Yer Favorite Songs

1. “Hothouse” – X
2. “I’ll Believe Anything” – Wolf Parade
3. “Counting Backwards” – Throwing Muses
4. “Hall of Mirrors” – The Distillers
5. “Sadie” – Joanna Newsom
6. “The Right Hand” – The Natural History
7. “Easy to Be Around” – Diane Cluck


Latest Music Purchased

Bought Master and Everyone by Mr. Will Oldham because it’s been absent from la vida for a good little while now and I miss it.


First Concert

Sha-Na-Na. Spent whole time unraveling my left leg-warmer. Then Billy Joel. Spent the whole time developing the requisite adolescent nerd obsession.


Latest Concert

Um. Damn. Let me think. Some sad band from Athens. Too sad for me that night and I had to leave. Is that a real answer? Before that, The Selmanaires at The Lenny’s, don’tcha know. The exact opposite of the saddest band in the land.


Seven Concerts I Must See Before I Die Or They Do

1. Tom Waits
2. Wolf Parade
3. The Go! Team
4. I’d say Black Francis and/or Kim Deal in some configuration of people strumming and hitting things, only it seems doomed I will never quite be standing in the same room where they are playing instruments. I’ve come to accept this as a fact of life.
5. Joanna Newsom (Again.)
6. Throwing Muses all electriclike. Not holding the breath.

But hooray for the internet, eh? We can all be thirteen years old with our slambooks forever and ever.