There’s a man on CNN right now who looks like a robot.
In a purple tie. It's true. But like, a robot from 1910, so more like an advanced marionette, held together with twine and strings and operated through some steam-engine contraption, and if I turned up the damned volume, you'd hear the toots of said-device between his herky-jerky spasms of speech. No joke.



I had a really good weekend at the beach and you didn’t.

Unless you did. More later.